10. Neighborhood/homeowner/condo association. Dandelions, what dandelions?
9. Medical issues. I cannot type until I fix this hangnail.
8. Equipment problems. 4K monitor! Yeah, I need that. For my eyes.
7. Game of Thrones. Who’s gettin’ killed next?
6. Noise. Users of gas-powered lawnmowers and leafblowers must be killed!!!
5. Sports. Doritos, check. Cold beer, check. Backwards Curling Championship, on!
4. Taxes. ‘Nuff said.
3. Spouse/SO/Partner/ESA. What, you want attention?! See #1 and #2!
2. YouTube: yes, there are stupider people than me, and they are shameless.
1. The rest of the internet. They eat what in [China/Scotland/Mongolia]?